Seattle’s local NBC affiliate, King 5, reported a story tonight about a woman and her eight year old son who have gone missing. I loaded the King 5 website because the child’s name is “Azriel,” and I, as a child of the 1980’s, could not help but think of the Smurfs (Wikipedia has informed me now that the cat’s name is actually spelled “Azrael,” different from this boy’s name). But anyway – I scrolled to the blog comments at the end of the story’s text on the King 5 site, wondering if anyone would be immature enough to post such a comment on a news station’s public blog.
Oh my. Here is the exchange I found instead. Disclaimer: I have merely copied and pasted this exchange from the King 5 website – all grammar, spelling, and content are exactly as they were posted there.
This writes itself.
inforelife said on March 16, 2010 at 3:21 PM
OK, Here’s My thoughts. She is Heavily Medicated, Could not take the Questioning from her Son after She got lost, And ended His Life. She Then Called Her Boyfriend, told him, Who in turn told her to hide and he will help her. Now, I am Educated In These Matters (Believe it or not) And This is Being looked at.
trojan33 said on March 16, 2010 at 3:27 PM
So you really are in for life. Must be nice to have free internet access.
inforelife said on March 16, 2010 at 4:34 PM
trojan33, Take the Condom off Your Head so You can Breath!
1beachperson said on March 16, 2010 at 4:46 PM
Inforelife – You can’t be that educated. You can’t spell, use appropriate punctuation, or know when to capitalize! Glad to know your internet access is used to such benefit – spouting theories you know nothing about. Go away troll.
inforelife said on March 16, 2010 at 5:15 PM
And You Can Do Better? Ok, Let’s Here it S.it for Brains!
inforelife said on March 16, 2010 at 5:17 PM
And I suppose You think Shes Hiding under her Bed!
inforelife said on March 16, 2010 at 5:19 PM
Well, Come on! Tell us What You think Happened!
trojan33 said on March 16, 2010 at 6:21 PM
inforlife- Which head do I take it off of? Because, I don’t want to take it off the wrong one and make your Mom mad.